a man and women who av neva met found themselves sharin a sleeping compartment on a train.
the mans on the top bunk and she in the lower.
durin the nite the man woke and asked "sorry 2 bother u but wud u reach in 2 the closet 2 get me a 2nd blanket, im freezin!"
"ive a beta idea" she replied, " y dont we prentend we r married?
"wow wot a great idea! he said. "good" she replied, "get ur own fuckin blanket u lazy fat git !